Jun 8, 2009

A Man's Man Accident, Funny, But Real


Motorcycle Accident:
Above is an actual emergency room photo of a gentleman who lost control of his motorcycle on a country road in West Virginia.
State Troopers believe that he was traveling at a speed of approximately 75 mph at the time of the accident.
He was unable to negotiate a curve in the road.
Unfortunately for him, upon striking the ditch and being ejected from the bike, he landed back end first on a fencepost from an old barnyard fence that was toppled over on the side of the road. You can probably picture what happened next, but the above picture really says it all.
This picture was obviously removed from the trooper's files without permission.
The good news is that after about 6 months, this man made a full recovery after suffering a shattered hip, broken leg, several broken ribs, internal injuries and "soft tissue" damage. Doctors credited his recovery to the fact that the post lodged itself so tightly that there was little or no blood loss.

Mar 23, 2009

Can You Believe It Happened Again ????

Well there I was driving along the beach access road and this girl's butt just called to me to look over.
Well as you can see, I lost control again and smashed up my car.
Thankfully, I wasn't hurt like last time, ha ha!
But now I don't have a car, again!
The bad news is I'll be riding mass transit for awhile, the good news is I'll be able to watch the ladies.

Dec 5, 2008


As I was driving down a busy street, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds walking the sidewalk. You know they are found in every city these days.
Wearing what can only be describe as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.
Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.
Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry, and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty.

A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out!"

So I did...
and the next thing I knew, bang, my accident result.
Now some of you may find this story funny, others wont.

This is me after the accident.....