As I was driving down a busy street, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds walking the sidewalk. You know they are found in every city these days.Wearing what can only be describe as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.
Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.
Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry, and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.
Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty.
A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out!"
So I did...
and the next thing I knew, bang, my accident result.
Now some of you may find this story funny, others wont.
This is me after the accident.....
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ReplyDeletebut did you ever get to touch at least her ass?
this is really funny, just like a man
ReplyDeleteI agree this is really funny.
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens when you let your cat sleep next to you...
ReplyDeleteI could see this happening to me!
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I can really see this happening to men.
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Yep, Oh yeah, I could see myself doing this!
thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteThat sucks, bro...
ReplyDeleteand it sucks being
in Hellfire for eternity.
Lemme tella youse how NOT to fall:
I'd looove to meet you
in Seventh-Heaven...
yet, you must get prepared:
Find-out what RCIA means... and join;
classes are free, starting September.
Aint no joke, earthling:
our indelible soul is on the line.
What's 77ish years compared to
the length N breadth of eternity?
What's the Tyranny of Progressivism
compared to the saving of our soul?
Doesnt make any difference
if you're an atheist;
doesn't make a whole-hilla-beans
wortha difference when you croak.
You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!!
...yet, if you've been a non-believer
your entire, finite existence,
Jesus maaay not hear you.
Billions of everlasting souls
are now in Hellfire without
the basic nessecities for eternity.
Are you actually willing
to take THAT risk of being condemned?
Again, Jesus laughs when you
should've learned the
meaning of wisdom N discernment,
mortal sinner... as am I.
Im not better than you...
yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
Sorry for the New Yoirk accent.
Again, find-out what RCIA means.
Make Your Choice -SAW
Jesus is RITE ->
<- LEFT is satanshithead
whom I crap on at leeest
2X per day...
Decide NOW which realm
you wanna be after our
lifelong demise.
I can only give you the knowlijj, bro.
What you DO with it is totally up2yoo.
cya soon Upstairs, bro...
That sucks, bro...
ReplyDeleteand it sucks being
in Hellfire for eternity.
Lemme tella youse how NOT to fall:
I'd looove to meet you
in Seventh-Heaven...
yet, you must get prepared:
Find-out what RCIA means... and join;
classes are free, starting September.
Aint no joke, earthling:
our indelible soul is on the line.
What's 77ish years compared to
the length N breadth of eternity?
What's the Tyranny of Progressivism
compared to the saving of our soul?
Doesnt make any difference
if you're an atheist;
doesn't make a whole-hilla-beans
wortha difference when you croak.
You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!!
...yet, if you've been a non-believer
your entire, finite existence,
Jesus maaay not hear you.
Billions of everlasting souls
are now in Hellfire without
the basic nessecities for eternity.
Are you actually willing
to take THAT risk of being condemned?
Again, Jesus laughs when you
should've learned the
meaning of wisdom N discernment,
mortal sinner... as am I.
Im not better than you...
yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
Sorry for the New Yoirk accent.
Again, find-out what RCIA means.
Make Your Choice -SAW
Jesus is RITE ->
<- LEFT is satanshithead
whom I crap on at leeest
2X per day...
Decide NOW which realm
you wanna be after our
lifelong demise.
I can only give you the knowlijj, bro.
What you DO with it is totally up2yoo.
cya soon Upstairs, bro...