Dec 5, 2008

WHAT HAPPENED ??

As I was driving down a busy street, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds walking the sidewalk. You know they are found in every city these days.
Wearing what can only be describe as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.
Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.
Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry, and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty.

A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out!"


So I did...
and the next thing I knew, bang, my accident result.
Now some of you may find this story funny, others wont.

This is me after the accident.....

10 comments:

  1. thankx for the blog follow.
    but did you ever get to touch at least her ass?

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  2. this is really funny, just like a man

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  3. I agree this is really funny.

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  4. That's what happens when you let your cat sleep next to you...

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  5. I could see this happening to me!

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    I can really see this happening to men.

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    Yep, Oh yeah, I could see myself doing this!

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  8. That sucks, bro...
    and it sucks being
    in Hellfire for eternity.
    Lemme tella youse how NOT to fall:

    I'd looove to meet you
    in Seventh-Heaven...
    yet, you must get prepared:

    Find-out what RCIA means... and join;
    classes are free, starting September.
    Aint no joke, earthling:
    our indelible soul is on the line.
    What's 77ish years compared to
    the length N breadth of eternity?
    What's the Tyranny of Progressivism
    compared to the saving of our soul?

    Doesnt make any difference
    if you're an atheist;
    doesn't make a whole-hilla-beans
    wortha difference when you croak.
    You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!!
    ...yet, if you've been a non-believer
    your entire, finite existence,
    Jesus maaay not hear you.
    Billions of everlasting souls
    are now in Hellfire without
    the basic nessecities for eternity.
    Are you actually willing
    to take THAT risk of being condemned?

    Again, Jesus laughs when you
    should've learned the
    meaning of wisdom N discernment,
    mortal sinner... as am I.
    Im not better than you...
    yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
    which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
    Sorry for the New Yoirk accent.
    Again, find-out what RCIA means.

    Make Your Choice -SAW
    Jesus is RITE ->
    <- LEFT is satanshithead
    whom I crap on at leeest
    2X per day...

    Decide NOW which realm
    you wanna be after our
    lifelong demise.
    I can only give you the knowlijj, bro.
    What you DO with it is totally up2yoo.
    cya soon Upstairs, bro...

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  9. That sucks, bro...
    and it sucks being
    in Hellfire for eternity.
    Lemme tella youse how NOT to fall:

    I'd looove to meet you
    in Seventh-Heaven...
    yet, you must get prepared:

    Find-out what RCIA means... and join;
    classes are free, starting September.
    Aint no joke, earthling:
    our indelible soul is on the line.
    What's 77ish years compared to
    the length N breadth of eternity?
    What's the Tyranny of Progressivism
    compared to the saving of our soul?

    Doesnt make any difference
    if you're an atheist;
    doesn't make a whole-hilla-beans
    wortha difference when you croak.
    You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!!
    ...yet, if you've been a non-believer
    your entire, finite existence,
    Jesus maaay not hear you.
    Billions of everlasting souls
    are now in Hellfire without
    the basic nessecities for eternity.
    Are you actually willing
    to take THAT risk of being condemned?

    Again, Jesus laughs when you
    should've learned the
    meaning of wisdom N discernment,
    mortal sinner... as am I.
    Im not better than you...
    yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
    which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
    Sorry for the New Yoirk accent.
    Again, find-out what RCIA means.

    Make Your Choice -SAW
    Jesus is RITE ->
    <- LEFT is satanshithead
    whom I crap on at leeest
    2X per day...

    Decide NOW which realm
    you wanna be after our
    lifelong demise.
    I can only give you the knowlijj, bro.
    What you DO with it is totally up2yoo.
    cya soon Upstairs, bro...

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